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Racoon Demotivational Poster


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm

One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


LOVE - Finds itself in the strangest places And It looks like they're on their honeymoon


TAGS: racoon
Rating: 4.55/5

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GREED -


TAGS: racoon avarice
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 16, 2011, 1:50 am
No, because that's a myth -- started by chipmunks (the backstabbers of the rodent world).
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 12:15 am
I take it you have never seen a skwirl go apeshiit in an oak tree.


Fatherhood -


TAGS: racoons
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

TigerKid - August 15, 2008, 8:47 pm
The consolation prize...a nice, big, shiny Darwin Award.
Sean - April 12, 2008, 1:24 am
Well done Roamer. You got my joke. And since I now acknolwlege that, it's official. But hurry along, as there are many other posters you can explain to the masses. They need you.
Roamer - April 11, 2008, 9:48 pm
Well... at least he gets a consolation prize. XP


Married Life -


TAGS: married ron jeremy racoon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Greeny - March 19, 2014, 7:48 pm
Well, it's only p*** if it turns you on
Oldsod - March 19, 2014, 7:46 pm
What a beautiful 5tory...
Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:50 pm
In my own defense, I actually do talk in run-on sentences. Some find that endearing. Jus' sayin'.


JEFF AND THE RACOON WERE INNOCENT FRIENDS - But as more evidence came to light it was getting harder to disprove


TAGS: racoon
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:28 am
You have got to post this over at digmydog to!


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: that racoon took my lunch money
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - July 17, 2009, 1:57 pm
Thank you for that. P.s. the ellipsis is my favouritist form of puntuation ... which I over-use on many of my posters. Take it easy.
... - July 17, 2009, 12:51 pm
excellent poster! One of the few true demotivators on this site!


TASTE THE CAT FOOD -


TAGS: cat food racoon
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by ronsart

spacedog - October 16, 2009, 3:20 pm
Thufferin' thuccotash, look at the thize of that mouthe!
bill - October 16, 2009, 9:21 am
stalkercoon


somebody bring me a beer! -




Saved -


TAGS: cats racoon neuter animals saved
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 7, 2015, 1:49 pm
Always! Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 7, 2015, 1:44 pm
LOL! The Boys Club----always hangin' together-- 5L


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